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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

New Zealand 2 - Actual Descriptions of Places, People


Hi again.  I haven't changed the world significantly since the last time I emailed this group, but I felt like my last one was incomplete.  I told you about a lot of my personal journey, but I feel like I left out some important components dealing with this wonderful place I actually am.  So without further ado, I'd like to fill in the gaps I left.

Kiwis
First of all, they really do talk like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5WKpw_J7x0&feature=channel . 

Kid is "Kud," Thirty is "thutty," and shrink is "srunk."  They are not, however, whales.  Nor can the animal life here actually talk, although I haven't actually seen all of it yet.  It is interesting to me that the relationship between New Zealanders and the indigenous Maori people is completely different than that between the Aussies and the Aboriginies.  Here the Maori are respected and their traditions are valued, cherished and remembered.  The Haka, performed before the All Black rugby matches, is a throwback to this.  I think it works much better this way.  The Aussies basically tried to extinguish the Abos and even now there is an incredibly strong racist sentiment towards them.  Pity.

They're also a notably secular place, which is ironic given the name of the town I'm in currently.  I've been approached by more prostitutes than I have cumulatively in my life to this point, and was actually called out and questioned about sitting up in my hostel bed to say thanks before I went to sleep. 

Auckland
Auckland is the biggest city in New Zealand.  Accordingly it feels the least New Zealand-ey, as travellers from all over the world basically have no choice but to come through here.  All the big players have offices - PWC, Deloitte, and ANZ have enormous HQs here, just to name a few.  It feels like a chunk of NYC was transplanted down here, and then populated with MTV producers and Mountain Dew enthusiasts.  Every bar is "The Best Party in Auckland," sleeves are outlawed even at nightime (Suns Out, Guns Out taken too far) and around every corner are five different companies offering you some kind of gravity-averse thrill.  Auckland is, thusly, most Kiwis' least favorite place to be, despite the fact that just twenty minutes outside downtown and you're in true paradise settings.  The hostels, accordingly, are populated with the bartenders and coffee shop workers who form the lowest social strata in the city and not the friendly nature hippies that I tend to find funny.  They're also cramped and dirty, as per my last email.  Auck was fun, but I was grateful to head out.  Also there were no sheep here, which was utterly frustrating.

Christchurch
Christchurch is the "Garden City" of New Zealand, which is an honor likened to the "Cold City" of Canada or the "Vodka City" of Poland; the superlative of a characteristic the whole country possesses.  It is dominated by (surprisingly!) a massive Cathedral which was built 150 years ago once the city was planned and established.  It was a Dutch Settlement discovered by Captain Cook, who was attempting to gain notoriety and fame after Captain Morgan became extremely popular with nothing but a trademark stance and shitty rum. 
During the day the city is pristine.  As much as Auckland felt like NYC, this "downtown" feels more like a second-string European town.  It felt like the town of Hiedelburg which I grew up in, right down to the little 5-year old kids walking around town by themselves without a worry in the world.  Old European-style architecture and museums stand out in this city full of parks and ethnic food of truly every background - Brazillian, all kinds of Asian, German, Mexican, and French, to name a few.  The juxtaposition of old buildings is bizarre - IBM headquarters here is adjacent to an old Bell Tower that could have been built by Charlemagne by the look of it.  Also German/Belgian, about 60% of the restaurants here are beer gardens and breweries unto themselves, which are open and serving all day.  I treated myself liberally at lunch.  When in Rome, ya know.

The parks here deserve an extended mention.  I tried to walk to the famous Botanical Gardens ("You gotta go mate") from my Hostel and became lost twice because I found parks that looked so incredible that I just assumed they were the Gardens.  The pigeons don't even poop on the statues here.  Walking through the parks is so scenic, you don't merely forget that you're exercising, you even forget that you're fat.  Then a 15-minute bus ride from the city takes you to a gondola on a mountain, from which the views could blow you away.  Check facebook for pictures.  You'll really, truly seethe with envy. 

And that's all I wanted to add.  This is the last time I'll email twice in two days.  My Contiki tour begins tomorrow, and conquering the South Island will take lots of time and effort.  I'll be in Queenstown, Wellington, Waitopo caves, Lake Taupo, and other such locales, travelling with a busfull of 20-somethings who all just want to see the world like me.  Maybe party a little, too...
Please let me know what you're up to.  I want to know how my men's league team is doing (If I'm not still #1 in goals there'll be hell to pay), how second semester's going, how's Copenhagen, how're the Mooneys, etc. 
Hugs and Handpounds,
R

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